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KICKSTARTER FAILED!
We came, we tried, we failed like total idiots! Like any failed campaign we'd like to start off by blaming COVID-19, the deep state, and some oddly specific subreddit. Actually that last one would have been a great marketing channel that I probably underestimated. Just look at the damage they did to the stock market this week! The first run is being assembled as we speak so we can start shipping these bad boys out before winter is over. Hopefully we're prepared for Christmas 2021 since we missed Christmas 2020 by a long shot. At least we're ready for Valentine's Day,...
Back Us On Kickstarter!
Our KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN is set to launch on CYBER MONDAY 11/30/2020! After a ton of production delays (mostly due to me being an idiot...) we are just a few weeks away from getting Puck Plugs ready for you to shove in your butt-ends. With 2020 being the year that it is, I am NOT promising delivery by Christmas but I will send you a PDF to print out and put under the tree. I will also commit human rights violations on my team of elves to pack & ship to our Kickstarter backers as soon as possible. Will we see a Christmas miracle in...